School So Far

AP Cal
Sines, cosines, tangents,
Integrals, derivatives...
I do love them all!

My calculator
Has many awesome programs.
I wrote them myself!

Our problem sets
Are so long and tedious.
I don't derive drunk.


APUSH
Dear Mr. Wickman,
Stop assigning DBQs!
They make my brain hurt.

A-PUSH DBQs:
I know I must practice them,
But I'd rather sleep.

President Wilson
Was a very stubborn man
With those Fourteen Points.


AP Bio
My cat's name is Mort.
It doesn't sit, come, or play;
I'm dissecting it.

Carotene is red,
Chlorophyll is green.
I know they're essential,
But plants are obscene.
(I know, not a Haiku...)

I failed the last test.
I'm determined to study
so much more this time.

Mastering Bio,
your multiple choice questions
can be so obscure


English
Oh, Catherine Barkley,
You excessive romantic,
Henry was bad news.

Panache, verve, elan.
Adroit, adept, deft.
I love synonyms.