MLIA?

Yesterday I had
Lunch in the student center
Of Colby College.

At the next table
Were students in costume with
Blueberry muffins.

One held a camera,
One spoke in British accent.
One just sat eating.

All of a sudden,
The third one burst from his seat
And tore off his shirt.

He grabbed a huge bag
Filled with "Blueberry muffin
Tops" and ran outside.

Screaming, he opened it
And drowned himself in cereal.
(I laughed to myself)

Inside, British guy
remarked: "Now that's a blast of
Blueberry flavor."