AP U.S. Anxiety (Parody of In My Head by Jason DeRulo)

A 15-minute reading period (oh, oh)
30 minutes to write: are you serious?! (oh, oh)
Question's on the Cold War, got no clue (oh, oh)
My nerves are on, will I pull through? (oh, oh)

To plan my response
Say the word and I'll start
I'll analyze documents,
Break 'em apart
Just five paragraphs
To show that I'm smart
I see what's going down, going down

In my head
I see my thesis plain and clear
In my head
I've got a DBQ to fear
In my head
I'm screaming no!!!
In my head I see it going down
I see it going down

First I should make a list of what I know (oh, oh)
Ain't there a Vietnam dude named Ho? (oh, oh)
I'll find some quotes to fill up this space (oh, oh)
Time's pushing me to pick up my pace (oh, oh)

To plan my response
Say the word and I'll start
I'll analyze documents,
Break 'em apart
Just five paragraphs
To show that I'm smart
I see what's going down, going down

In my head
A perfect 9's my fantasy
In my head
A year's worth of U.S. History
In my head
I'm screaming no!!!
In my head I see it going down
I see it going down